TRUE BLOOD: The Quotes part 4 & 5

I’ve been a bit slacking on my True Blood Quotes so this week I present a pair of fantastic quotes from one of the best written shows on the box.

Episode four finds Sookie and Bill take a trip to the vampire bar Fangtasia. Whilst there they make this little exchange as Bill tries to get a read on what Sookie thinks of Louisiana’s #1 vampire hangout.

Bill Compton: [with Sookie at Fangtasia] You able to pick anything up?
Sookie Stackhouse: [looking around] All anyone’s thinkin’ about here is sex, sex, sex!
Bill Compton: One needn’t be telepathic to pick up on that.

Episode 5 sees Lafayette go a bit berserk when a couple of Rednecks return his AIDS burger. The scene is a bit long, so I will just post a short video instead.